Casually re-typing this bio everytime I grow tired of my past self.

Hello darlings and dames. My name is Xoey and you may refer to me as such, although I also go by MiMe and PocketNinja. Some of the fandoms I dip into are, but not limited to: Homestuck, Adventure Time, Hanna is Not a Boy's Name, Hayao Miyazaki films, Disney Films and all that great stuff. I really love to paint and sketch along with reading a few good books along the way. Snoop around my, "About Me" page for useless intel on me.
Happy trails!

My Art FAQ and About Me My Shipping List Satisfy your inquiries Archive

l0ve until we bleed

mechanized:

irainbowunicorn:

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clitstuck:

cheeeeeeen:

affectionatestitches:

colemotherfuckingphelps:

THANK THE LORD JESUS.

its like fucking christmas up in here

kisses tumblr on the cheek

OH MY GOD I’VE NEEDED THIS FOR YEARS ;A; THANK YOU

for anyone who is good enough at art to actually draw people, here u go

now imma go back to drawing SHITTY BEARS OR WHATEVER

You know, this is good for starting out, but coloring skin is a lot more complicated than using only three colors. If you want a really good skin tone chart, check out Lauren’s on deviantART here.

Her tutorial goes into three parts (soon to be 5), this is only a supplement image to her tutorials that are already posted. I highly recommend this, for both serious and amateur artists (more so than I recommend this flat and boring chart that’s likely to make boring and flat skin).

just going to reblog this for the above comment ^

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holy shit honey come here and let me hold you sh it’ll be okay i promise djfdz sobs

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Meet Meenah~

HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE A MILLION NOTES

TEREZI

this is obviously the reason they started fighting

Stephen Colbert and Stephen King holding hands in matching sweaters.

It’s not possible for me not to reblog this everytime it sneaks into my dash

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im-a-walking-paradox:

hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow

ohaiena:

blogsaretough:

What if men were photographed the way women typically are? 

it would be super hot, that’s what

butts

its my headcanon and i’ll scream and cry if i want to

optimisticduelist:

zeborah:

#superlongcomiclmao

don’t you look at me like that i already feel duMB FOR UPLOADING THIS

i hope you can read my messy writing  

melts from kawaii

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26th May 2012. The day I pissed off Preston.

“The second instant was a hit and run. I was minding my own business doing sketch cards for fans when someone pushed through the crowd, sprayed me with what I hope was water from a water bottle, and took off running after throwing down some manifesto of some sort (which I didn’t even bother to read so nice wasted effort there man).”

How rude! I was only trying to stop him doing a godawful Spongebob impression! Wheres my purple heart!?

Because he didn’t read my little note, here is what it said;

“Hello TomPreston. (To be honest, I prefer to call you TommyPickles, much more amusing)

You are possibly wondering what the hell just happened. Suffice to say, it was odd, maybe completely OTT random in a sense in which was attempted to be funny but ended up being stupid, a poorly thought out idea and made no sense at all.

 That is what reading your comics is like.

I must admit, it is a shame. The path you have gone down, you showed real promise in your early years. (But I don’t mean THAT early. Then again, Tell people to ignore it and move on all you want, you yourself can’t run from your past)

 

Of course, this will do nothing to change your simple mind; I just wanted to be that one guy.

Love – A side of DeviantART who, you may see as haters or “trolls” but once again, your ignorant self lets you down. We prefer the term “the ones with common sense”.

P.S welcome to the UK. I suggest trying the Ice-cream.”

I wanna make some things very clear.

Come at me, haters.

It was WATER. Pure, clean, water. NOT SPIT. I am not that disgusting, nor harsh, so that theory can go to hell.

I do not see myself higher, nor better then Preston. At all. I myself have a fuck load to learn about drawing and if someone were to spray water in my face, I wouldn’t react as harsh.

I did it (as the internet would say) mainly for the lulz.

Those claiming it was assault, grow the fuck up. I could of done much, much worse, but again, I ain’t a violent man.

I didn’t even know he was gonna be there until a few weeks beforehand, you really think I would pay £16 to annoy one guy? Maybe I would, yes, but him being htere was just luck.

LOOK AT ALL THAT PUSHING I DID. I WAS SHOVING LITTLE OLD LADIES AND KIDS TO GET TO HIM.

As for the recent hate, do you really think I care? Maybe it was low, yes, but at the end of the day, it happened. Nothing can change it. I am have a happy life outside the net, so don’t bother wasting me with your hatefulness. I don’t HATE Preston, I just wanted to be a dick. Seems I won.

No regrets.

None at all.

But this is getting silly. I shall not be responding to any more comments. I’m drawing the line, for real. I’m turning Tumblr off and walking away. It was fun at first, then hilarious, but now, I need to stop, let this die and move on. For real.

But, for any haters who still think it is still a good idea to mock me, go ahead, I won’t be responding, only liking/reblogging.

This has clearly elevated out of control and I have had enough.

Toms face
I died.

Any of you reblogging this in support of what this asshole did are disgusting.

I don’t care if you don’t like his comics. You don’t disrespect people like that.

^^^^

seriously when the FUCK did it become ok to invade someone’s personal space and fucking assault them with anything, regardless of how harmless it may be, because you don’t fucking like their comics

if anything, you’ve made all of preston’s haters look even more like idiots

congratulations

take a fucking chill pill and realize that what he did was a joke

no

just no

hey did you know you don’t have to be an asshole to make a joke.

ugh no!! theres a huge post going around about this

it wasnt a joke it was invading someones personal space/damaging their hard work

even if you dont like him/his stuff this is harassment ok!!!

What in the

a giveaway where the winner gets to think about your life with you

Yes everyone wins giveaway over

I hit 50 followers a while back
should I do a give away or just go about my life 

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quadsiclecar:

It begins.

I miss maplestory :c I hate how it doesn’t work with windows 7..

accentu8:

~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~GIVE AWAY TIME!~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~

So, I reached 100 followers just a week ago, and now I almost have 130! So, I guess this is thanks to you guys following me & I’m seriously really happy that me, a very unlikable person, can actually be recognized by some people c:. 

I post a lot of homestuck, so this is for you guys! 

The winner may receive any of the items sold at the What Pumpkin store (but just ONE of them!)! That means prints, trinkets, and clothes! (except for those zip-up hoodies… Sorry, I’m on a budget!) 

Here are the rules!

• You may like it and reblog as many times as you want! If you want it that bad, just make sure you aren’t bothering your followers or anything like that… maybe once or twice is nice.
• You DON’T have to be following me! But, a follow would be nice, wouldn’t it? c:
• Have your ask box open when the giveaway is over! If you do not have your ask box open, well, how do I tell you that you got it?
• You should be able to be reached on that day! I won’t wait a long time for your response, so I will have to choose another winner if you don’t respond to my message in a day.
• I’m sorry, but this is only international shipping (United States)! Sorry! But, with this, I will need your address, so please make sure you feel secure about giving me your information if you do reblog/like this. 
• Giveaway ends at June 15, 2012, Friday 12AM! It’s a month from now, so let people know!

I will be using a random generator to decide who’s the winner! There will be no bias  or anything like that! Fair and square! 

Just have fun with this! Who doesn’t like getting free stuff? MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR.

accentu8:

~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~GIVE AWAY TIME!~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~

So, I reached 100 followers just a week ago, and now I almost have 130! So, I guess this is thanks to you guys following me & I’m seriously really happy that me, a very unlikable person, can actually be recognized by some people c:. 

I post a lot of homestuck, so this is for you guys! 

The winner may receive any of the items sold at the What Pumpkin store (but just ONE of them!)! That means prints, trinkets, and clothes! (except for those zip-up hoodies… Sorry, I’m on a budget!) 

Here are the rules!

• You may like it and reblog as many times as you want! If you want it that bad, just make sure you aren’t bothering your followers or anything like that… maybe once or twice is nice.
• You DON’T have to be following me! But, a follow would be nice, wouldn’t it? c:
• Have your ask box open when the giveaway is over! If you do not have your ask box open, well, how do I tell you that you got it?
• You should be able to be reached on that day! I won’t wait a long time for your response, so I will have to choose another winner if you don’t respond to my message in a day.
• I’m sorry, but this is only international shipping (United States)! Sorry! But, with this, I will need your address, so please make sure you feel secure about giving me your information if you do reblog/like this. 
• Giveaway ends at June 15, 2012, Friday 12AM! It’s a month from now, so let people know!

I will be using a random generator to decide who’s the winner! There will be no bias  or anything like that! Fair and square! 

Just have fun with this! Who doesn’t like getting free stuff? MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR.

jeszing:

have you ever looked at a window and wondered how injured you would be if you jumped out of it

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